Thursday, January 9, 2014

Ranteramus

That's a proper latin word meaning, we will rant.

People love to rant and to campaign etc. It can be really dull. And to preach. Facebook how to be happy posts. What the fuck, what happy person would spend time preaching happiness on facebook? And who creates all those images with meaningful quotes on them... i mean someone thought "let's make an image of this quote and post it over an suitable photo" I mean they actually spent the time to do this. Why? Do they want to make people happier? Fuck no. They want to advertise their site and get you to donate or whatever so they can be more comfortably miserable, or better still get you to join them and feel better togther. All come togther now for the preachers of happiness. alallalalalal

Then there's the campaigners. This is almost too dull to rant about but i'm going to try. Veggies telling others not to eat meat. Meat eaters telling veggies they're boring tossers. You're all tossers. Let people do what they want. Preaching is the tosser club. Get on with your own shit and shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to know.

I'll make an exception though. If someone or something is being oppressed, then by all means reveal this and take action against it. An animal or person mistreated. Have respect for others and treat them as you'd like to be treated and all that. A lion catches a wilderbeast and there's no uproar. Because the wilderbeast is free, it is not oppressed. A chicken grown for consumption in a tiny cage is oppressed. Don't ask me about free-range it's a grey area but i'm happy to eat it.

Ok getting bored of rant. No just tired. No got one more. Biggie one...

Save the fucking environment. What is the fucking environment? Save the planet? That's like saying "save the atom". It ain't going no-where! It don't give a toss and doesn't need saving. The campaign is pure wegocentiricity. We We We. We must survive. Why? We little apes what have we got over any other animals? A few more grey cells ok. But then what?

Let me tell you a secret. Well it's not a secret but sounds like most people want to stick their heads in the sand on this one. We, whatever we mean by that for now, won't be for much longer. Give it 30 years. 100 max. I sound like a nutter right? Well maybe not. But I keep seeing campaigns for this and that and evolve and heal and all that shit but the reality is we're all going through a huge collective birth pain and there ain't nothing stopping that baby from coming out. That will be the "we" but not the one we know now. Maybe one day that "we" will be an "I" and a very lonely one. Who knows. But the beast will be out. The tech singularity if you want to call it by that stupid name will be on.

Unless you live in the present moment in which case this is irrelevant. But anyone who feels the movement of time is already in the future but resisting it. The process is probably analoguous to the bible's armageddon, the second coming etc, but i've not read that in detail. The science though is simpler, and since it can be explained now there is no need for the hokey pokey stuff.  But i'm in no state to explain well right now. I'm in  rant mode.

World-fixers... fuck it the world is as it is for a reason and you ain't never gonna turn the clock back so get over it. There's only one reason to fix anything, and that is to turn the clock back to before the thing broke. But unless you have invented time travel you're on a losing streak. So get with it.

Respect everything. Honour it. Even the shit out of your arsehole. There is reason in everything. Don't fight it. Go with it. Be happy. And ignore this shit I'm writing, lest I rant myself into an infinite loop.